I was wasted and lost so I called the cops and asked for directions. It seemed logical at the time
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
You claimed that someone else had vomited underneath you/on your hand
you were very insulted that we didn’t believe you that someone else vommed
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