I just got stood up by an 18 yr old. fmylife.
wow wtf my bar tab was 80 dollars
IT WAS DOLLAR BEER NIGHT
I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
We just stood on the porch wondering how you managed to puke up a whole piece of bologna
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
He was waring a speedo fashioned out of american flag bandanas and when he got hard he said "you're such a patriot...raising the american flag like that"
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
When we were fucking he said and I quote "we're like a sex fajita"
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
Randomize
