The jonas brothers playing in your laptop. This is why guys won't sleep with you...
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
Dude, so the police showed up at my house with my wallet told me they found it in the church fountain then handed me a pamphlet on AA saying it was from the pastor. What happend?
They are fixing my bike for free, trying to smoke me out, and their kids keep hugging me.
He motorboated me, gave me a business card that said congratulations on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
you never un-have a 4some
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
Guy running next to me at the gym is judging me. I think he can smell the whiskey leaking out of my pores.
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
Randomize