no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
The only thing he got me during our relationship was a cum stain in my backseat. I choose winners.
its like my vagina has this homing beacon out to all the guys saying "come find me, i havent been shaved in weeks"
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
How the hell am I supposed to know what lotion to get her? They should have a dressing booth where I could go test how good it is for jerking off, then I'd know.
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet
I balled in the shower for 20 minutes, rolled up to the meeting late looking like a gremlin, and my one night stand was standing there in a suit
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