rhymes with "ouble enetration"
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
I wish someone would just come knock on my door and fuck me already so that me and my stuffed animals aren't the only ones who see my amazing spring break tan. I'm not getting skin cancer so I can just sit here abstinent.
But here's the wonderful thing about us. It's us. You could invite me over, get really wasted and end up sleeping with someone else and id be there in the morning to take you to breakfast.
I woke up this morning to find a stuffed animal submerged in the toilet. I'm not entirely sure if it was the cat or Kara.
I got turned off after he said, "i can see us in the future...me, you, and a back yard full of alpacas."
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
So I've been spending my morning trying to figure out if there's a corealation between Wednesday margarita night and the boat that's now in my living room.
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
Weirdest drunk sex ever. His sweat dripped into my eyeball and then he looked down and asked me why I was crying. I went with it.
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
Well I kept shouting "you're groovy" at him and then I had a 15-minute argument with the bouncer about how many 9s there are in 100... it was definitely time to go home.
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