Goodnight my chunky, little, marshmallow muncher
umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
She just hopped out of the car at a red light to pet the baby Jesus in the nativity scene.
Not worth it.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
People were staring and acting all judgmental and offended... Like they've never seen anyone breastfeed in a liquor store.
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
Lock the bathroom door next time you are going to masterbate with the shower head, okay?
I was just power-washing my vagina.
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
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