1:32 am: your girlfriend looks like a man
1:48 am: your uglier
This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
the next time i see a chick with leggings under her jean skirt...i'm gona beat her ass with a fashion magazine...
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
About six hours after the bottle of smirnoff, I was googling "losing your stomach lining" and calling my mom for help. She has experience.
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
I got unbelievably drunk yesterday, need some time off. Apparently pulling your balls out to make your buddy's girlfriend miss beerpong shots is frowned upon.
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
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