I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
Haha so you are never gonna want to meet my mom now...she just found your thong in her front seat
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
He did plead exhaustion. And I made him push through it. I am like the motherfucking badass football coach of sex.
He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
Okay, who took a picture of their pubes shaved into a dragon on my phone and made it the background?!
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
When I woke up next to him on the living room floor, my glasses were broken and it felt like someone rubbed a cactus all over my vag
YAY! I just removed my own stitches, and I'm only bleeding from one spot! on a related note, do you think a dishwasher will sterilize forceps and trauma shears?
the fact that I can still put my shoes on is a testament to the fact that I can outdrink these bros
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