There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
how do we leave politely?
Tell them I'm going into labor. I will spill a beer and tell them m water broke.
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
He walked in, tore open the drawer, pulled out a condom, and slammed it shut. He was that ready.
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
Just bought shock top, Trojans, double shots and baby oil. At 8 am. While the lady in front of me bitched about her expired coupons.
We were at dinner and dad asked me to pass the salt and I suddenly remembered doing body shots when I was blacked out last weekend.
I snorted xanax while wearing reindeer antlers. Prancer gone wild. Have a merry Christmas.
I never thought I would have to arrest my own parents on a sunday night
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
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