just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
i told him my stretch marks were scars from a jellyfish sting........he totally bought it
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
i woke up and the dog was eating spaghetti off my chest.
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
i woke up to a text from someone I put in my phone last night as "Giant Penis"
what did G.P. say?
oddly enough it was a dick pic
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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