no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
Somewhere between the 2 hours of sex and her urgently rushing to work she manged to steal all $329.33 in my jeans. Worst one night stand ever, she even took the pennies.
i just remebered that we smoked out my hamster yesterday...
i hope hes still alive. i just remember you give him a shit load of cereal and saying "trust me your going to need it"
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
We had sex on a couch that was held together by Velcro. Want to know an unsexy sound? Velcro ripping apart under your bare ass.
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
I love how we can bond over the fact that we're the only ones who think the guy I drunk hooked up with looks like Voldemort
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