you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
Dude you have to stop using "I eat good pussy" as a pick up line
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
If you want to borrow my flask for all future interviews as a good luck charm because your last one went so well with it in your suit pocket, just let me know
She gave us all a pep talk at the bus stop at 1 AM. It involved cupcakes and somehow ended with her making out with her best friend. God bless college.
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
If you think hives from an allergic reaction to lube is funny, remind me to tell you the story about how I got a black eye from masturbating.
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
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