I hate your face
my dad just encouraged me to do a kegstand
My professor is talking about sperm and all I can think about is my mouth
She told me she couldnt give me head last night because she was running out of listerine
You told my mother that her salad dressing tasted like semen.
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
They get 5 minutes to wear their speedos at the wedding
Oh my god I'll have to be really drunk for that
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
Apparently 'ewww' is not the correct response to him saying he has to go to a funeral while I'm there.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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