imagine a blue Jetta with an ILLINOIS license plate that read JISLORD..... upon pondering it for 10minutes I came to the conclusion that J stood for JESUS and IF the license plate had enough room it would read "Jesus Is Lord"
we found you standing over and eating out of my neighbor's garbage can
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
So nowhere in the dress code does it forbid me from showing up to City Hall in a gorilla suit to meet the mayor.
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
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