North Korea, Best Korea!
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
If your mother gets up on the bar again, I will. The bouncer already had a talk with her earlier.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
I just imagined myself as R2-D2 and you as C3P0 walking around the Vegas desert looking for alcohol
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
I feel like I shouldn't be left around 30 year olds when I'm drunk
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
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