I swear she didn't look like that last week.
I hate ducks.
What?
they're sketch. like squirrels. squirrels are sketch as fuck.
I'm buying eyelash glue, salt, and limes. We know how tonight is ending.
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
we need to tell them stories about when happens when we're sober so they think they know what they're in for when they're actually completely unprepared for whn happens when we get drunk
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
On a scale of 1 to shit show you were "i just pissed myself"
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
You know, finding my first grey pube at 34 is FAR more distressing than finding that first grey hair at 13.
I DO NOT FUCKING WANT OR NEED THIS INFORMATION!
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