That bar we were at last night smelled like cougars. Virginia Slims, Aqua Net and Summer's Eve.
He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
just brushed my teeth with a bottle of jack. ew. not all it's hyped up to be.
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
Congratulations!! You are the WINNER of a brand new BLOWJOB!! You can collect your prize between the hours of 12pm and 1pm today, anywhere you'd like!!! :)
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
I grabbed the pretzel bag with my toes last night. I think that day of yoga had paid off.
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