Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
Hey is it bad when your boss leans over your desk and tells you "you smell like the Rainforest Cafe"??
The vodka told me to go iceskating on my frozen pool. I may have attempted.
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
Eating a muffin with a knife and fork. Hangovers have hit a new low.
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
You shouted, "LOOK I'M HAWKEYE," and beaned mike with a dildo from across the room.
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
I mean, the night I fell out of that bus I made you pour vodka onto my wound to clean it, then duct taped a paper towel to my hand and kept drinking.
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
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