is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
i guess its not very common for a paramedic to have to revive someone who was struck by a falling shampoo bottle while getting off from the bathtub faucet.
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
Pants on the Ground is the theme song of my life
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
so, I mean this in the straightest way possible, but don't you ever just feel like you owe Jon Stewart a blowjob...
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
My cab driver just suggested I brush my teeth because he can smell "the party" on me.
Dave, I love you but you're barking up the wrong lesbian. You sir are the competition. You don't threesome with competition.
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
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