Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
She came to work with 6 additional layers of make-up, playing every Nickelback song about explicit teen sex, and with a dozen twinkies she bet she could finish without chewing any. I'm investing in a rape whistle.
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
My new years resolution is to be alive new years morning
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
He wanted to watch a Charlie Brown thanksgiving. But I was like, fuck that, I'm a grown up. So we watched jumanji and I sucked his dick.
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
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