Im so sleepy and hes snoring super loud! i just wanna suffocate him, sleep, and deal with the body when I wake up
Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
Sweetie, don't go home with him. You can do so much better. Everyone else at the bar agrees.
I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
Randomize
