Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
I just got this text "hi this is Julie, I met you last night in the bathroom. You asked me to text you and remind you that you ate an entire lime, because you figured your sober self in the morning would be confused."
He did plead exhaustion. And I made him push through it. I am like the motherfucking badass football coach of sex.
I need moral support for this bender
My Valentine's Day plans just drastically changed... My F buddy just ran into my gf...in my driveway.
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
Seriously. We gorilla glued our hands together. Eating pizza last night was impossible.
40 year old guy made out with me last night while I had French fries in my mouth
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
I'll text you tomorrow when I'm not in someone's torture cave if I don't by noon call for help.
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