Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
omg i can't drink anymore.. i just pulled up my dress and started playing with my vagina
Gym doesn't open till 11. I'm sure that of the other four people waiting in the lobby, I'm the only one still drunk and only going to the gym to shower.
aaaannd alcoholism beats pride. it's like grown-up rock, paper, scissors
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
Just got a motivational speech from the tacobell drive thru guy at 2am
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
Can you come get me? I woke up in the woods behind the Super 8. I have pizza.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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