so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
Me liking this guy is the best diet ever. Do I want this cookie...or do I want to get laid.
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
The trick is to not slur when purchasing the condoms at 3am
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
I hope, cuz I was gunna get "celebritory drunk" but now I have to get "I'm disappointed drunk"
Found you in the bushes with fireworks, a teacup and no shoes. Decided it was a bad time to wake you.
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
You've hit rock bottom, swam around the ocean floor, and brought back silverware from the titanic.
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
Randomize
