I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
The lady sitting right behind me on the bus has baby birds in her purse. Shes feeding them bugs from a cup with a pair of tweezers... I love san francisco!
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
I was eating leftover taco bell in bed at 3 in the afternoon. I can't throw any stones
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
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