I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
My dating life has become some fucked up hydra of dicks; you cut one off and two pop up in its place.
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
Please don't throw the wedding bouquet at me
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
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