I just Organized my jello shots by their colors in my mini fridge for the rest of the week. I'm going places in life.
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
why didn't you say something constructive like "stop chugging that vodka"?
i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
You act like I'm the first person to try and hook up with a blind chick.
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
Oh my fucking god!! There is a barefoot white guy with a fucking ninja sword in the middle of the street next to the pride gas station swinging his sword at peoples cars!! He almost got me. 3 people swerved off the road and stopped. I told a cop.
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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