we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
I just had a dude tell me how he got fired from friendly's for tripping a kid and followed the story with "If i'm gonna do it, I do it big."
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
Learn from my mistakes. DO NOT try to steam a garment of clothing while you are wearing it. The burn is not worth the de-wrinkle.
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
She gave me a collar. When I asked what this was for she replied "I'm taming your dick"
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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