Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
I did a kegel this morning to determine if I had been penetrated during last night's blackout. Nope.
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
Randomize
