Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
He just gave a drunken 7 minute speech on how to make the perfect grilled cheese. he explained types of butter and cheeses....i think i love him
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
Petty good. I just stapled a 5 dollar bill onto the chest of a sword swallower.
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
You know it was a good dinner party when one of the guests broke their finger and no one can remember how it happened.
Legit sprained my cooter. No joke. Icing her down as we speak.
that is very illegal...i love you.
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