my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
I just asked the contractor building my house what it would cost to put a garbage disposal in all the shower drains...there was a lot of judging going on.
we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
im standing in line right now while the 711 manager calls other locations to see if they have the john cena collectors slurpee cup in stock...yep i need to get laid
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
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