I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
He said his parents were apparently coming over to surprise him with breakfast and I’ve never gotten dressed and run out of the door that quickly. I have commitment issues.
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
My vagina is the only part of me that is pleased you lived through last night.
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