Who wears a wallet chain?!
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
I recommend we watch the Super Bowl together and have celebratory sex if we win. Good news is I don't have a team I dislike so were guaranteed a win.
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
I am such a fucking liability at weddings. I ended up making out with this married 40-year-old that told me that basically if I came home with him and be a sex partner for him and his wife, I would never have to pay for anything again. Extremely considered it.
Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.
Randomize
