Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
wakey wakey hands off snakey
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
If God's watching us, we might as well be entertaining
My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
Pretty sure i brought my phone charger to a booty call
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
In the last 3 weeks my drunken adventures have caused me to lose 2 credit cards, one debit card, a bracelet, two purses, and my $500 phone... Maybe i should quit drinking.
i just swapped my iPhone for a happy meal. this is greg btw, the hooker let me borrow her phone
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
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