i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
EVERY baby cries during their baptism. It's like they know from that moment on their parents are going to make them do lame things like their first communion and stuff.
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
They pulled him over whille he had a fish tank full of beer in his front seat. He told them it coudn't count as an open container cause the top was on it.
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
the protein jug says add 2 scoops to your favorite beverage. guess who just found a way to make sam adams healthy? THIS GUY
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
I got carried out by security last night. AND the taxi had to drive up onto the sidewalk to get me i was that drunk.
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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