question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
He passed out mid-signature
You know its bad when convincing your mother you were masturbating is the better alternative
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
I could barely talk to the cabbie and I was text bombing everyone. They need to make an auto timer app to prevent people like me from belligerent late night harrassing. And I was seeing double... Prob would have tried to give your leg a bj and then fallen down the stairs.
Im the macgyver of cooling down beers. The toilet tank was blocked so I couldn't use it.....
I'm sorry, that really sucks. I'm in the bath eating lasagna and if anyone comes in here it's going to be bad news for them
You know it's really hard to draft fantasy football players in a crowded bar when I have a raging hard on
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
she prefaced telling me she was pregnant with "houston, we have a problem"
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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