My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
they lined up to high five me when i got taken out by the stretcher. The paramedic high fived them too
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
If we worried less about pouring champagne down stripper crack, we probably wouldn't skip so many meals.
I'm surprised I haven't crapped out a leprechaun, I'm so hungover
If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
My new successful method of booty calling is sending a screencap of a map with the shortest route from their location to mine highlighted.
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
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