haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
His fuck buddy just got fake tits and wants him to 'come break them in.' I need his life.
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
Sorry about the Christmas balls dude. At the time I thought they were festive as fk but I see now I've just spent too much time on the internet
Thanks for having me over last night. Sorry I licked rum off your kitchen floor.
You have a husband. I have a bag full of electronics. This, is the single life.
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