she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
at what point did putting a bag of doritos in the freezer seem like a really good idea?
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
Gotcha. Well, I'm puking and trying to keep down water from a mug that says "love the moment" around the rim. Not loving this particular moment.
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
I have to call my new boss to accept the job offer so you have pack the bowl while I pretend I'm a responsible adult THEN we can get high
If the world ends and i have no vodka please just kill me.
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
You threw a beachball full of vodka at me and yelled I CHOOSE YOU then ran
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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