Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
Every one of her profile pictures looks like an ad for American Apparel. Of course she has syphilis.
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
HE'S FUCKING 19 YEARS OLD, HE CAN'T EVEN GET INTO A BAR WITH ME, WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I'LL LET HIM IN MY PANTS?!
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