And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
My gynecologist inadvertently complimented your penis.
He drew a face on his balls with a sharpie. It was like giving head to a unicorn.
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
he just gave me a love letter in polish. he thinks i speak polish. I DONT SPEAK POLISH
MY MOM IS GOING TO SMOKE WITH ME.
SHE'S GOING TO SMOKE HIGH QUALITY MARIJUANA WITH ME.
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
I found a used condom in my purse this morning. It was in there with a bunch of smushed french fries.
Just don’t be like me and break up between Christmas and NYE and then get blackout on NYE and puke in your undies.
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
I woke up while she was taking a panoramic photo of my morning wood
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