I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
you have to be so drunk to ignore a taser
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
Good news: I actually puked in my bathroom, the vomit from the living room was actually from someone else.
That's horrible but hilarious
I'm going to miss college.
I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
...and with one comment dissing Hannibal Lecter, I suddenly understood why we never worked out.
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
I’m also apparently a very socialist drunk now
Instead of a horny one. All I want to fuck is capitalism these days.
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