According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
You were trying to swim on the floor while eating a hot-dog bun and laughing about how much you hate bread and didn't understand why you were eating it..
I recorded his orgasm, set it as his ringtone, and called him while they were singing happy birthday to his mom. Yeah, revenge is sweet.
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
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