thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
Sorry I can't go bowling with you guys. I'm getting daytime dick. That's the best kind.
I have a new philosophy. Fuck wearing bras, it's summertime.
Hey do you eat chocolate chip pancakes with bacon in?
DO NOT MAIL ME A PANCAKE
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
I, soberly, gave myself a concussion trying to take a pic of my vagina. Fuck you and your hangover.
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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