I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
My boss just called me for legal advice. What has my life become?
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
A stoners worse nightmare? Well packaged snacks. Just took me 5 mins to get a cinnamon roll out of the package. And another 3 mins to properly type this text
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
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