Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
you started crying because you didn't get to wear your rainboots this week so i turned on the shower and let you jump around in it
youre the best friend ever
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
My cell phone fell out of my shirt pocket while tying my shoe on an escalator....which was followed by me being accused of trying to sneak an upskirt photo and being violently shoved down the top of the escalator. How's YOUR day?
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
Like I actually don't feel all that great but the fact that I'm not projectile vomiting at work makes life seem so magical
My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
Don't masturbate while listening to Pandora. Just came during a buffalo wild wings commercial and I feel really weird about it.
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
PS- My flight is being emergency landed bc someone smuggled cats on the plane.
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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