I'm so bored and have no one to sexy text
Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
i just saw my boxers from 2 days ago stuck in a tree 4 miles from my house
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
He considered it romantic when he told me mid-blow job that no matter what happens, he will "never forget how good of a dick I suck". Verbatim.
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
He woke up, yelled "RALLY!" and then puked in my glove compartment
I think I'm getting sponsored by the Mexican Drug Cartel for the start of my poker career. It was an interesting night at the bar. One word, Vegas.
No. Way more drunk than the night I put a snowball in my purse "for later" and woke up to find everything soaking the next day.
But less drunk than the day that Pete took four of your birth control pills thinking they were Advil, right?
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
Randomize
