So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
8===D
That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
then looked at this little girl next to me and was like "don't drink when you get older and don't let your best friend be with assholes." she looked at me like i was crazy
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
fuck sobriety. I want to wake up tomorrow in a park or some shit.
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