You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
I may have told her we're dating for a handjob, Fake tits are overrated.
Microwaved placenta is very unpleasant.
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
he just looked at me, said "i think i'll keep you around, you put the seat back up and everything," and then burst into tears.
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
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