How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
keep an eye on me. i'm afraid that after a few more drinks i'll ask to borrow his wheelchair.
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
Texas State Troopers call you ma'am even when they arrest you for public nudity and after you've puked on their cruiser. Country boys raised right.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
Im gonna go lick parts of my apartment. Good night and be ever vigilant, you never know when I'm coming to epoxy your hand to you nipple.
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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