She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
maybe you should start leaving anonymous bottles of booze on his doorstep with love notes attatched. that always gets me.
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
Then I realized I was alone sitting on the bathroom floor brushing my teeth at 2am laughing to myself.
Seriously. My vagina. Can we talk about it? It's gonna jump off this treadmill and devour my trainer.
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
Let's put a bunch of beers in a backpack and shotgun them in a Red Lobster bathroom
i'm bringing homemade birthday cake and homegrown weed. how awesome is this text?
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