My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
the only reason why im excited to go home for break is to finally eat real fucking food and have normal bowel movements.
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
I never thought I'd say this, but there is a life threatening amount of rumpleminz in our freezer
Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
I was chasing moonshine with vodka last night. I'm still not sure how I'm sober right now.
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
You poured 151 in your eye, ran face first into a tree, fell down, then threw a lawn chair at the dog...all before passing out in the hallway and pissing yourself. There is no way to redeem yourself.
good news, i've got tacos. bad news, kevin's in the ER. more good news, the tacos were free.
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
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