Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
Latest life lesson : don't accidentally send an "I nutted on her tramp stamp" text to your tattoo-less girlfriend. Oops.
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
he asked me to put his condom on because he couldn't see without his glasses
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
Ended up getting hot boxed in a limo with a bunch of asians going to a karaoke bar. I think I pretended to understand their language for a solid hour. Am I bilingual now?
Just to be clear, the only reason you're allowed to scream "COCKTAIL SERVANT" at bartenders is because you have nice tits
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
My night was too much. My morning is even more. Help. I need to teleport the fuck out of here.
Listen I took a family sized bottle of merlot to the face last night and there's an svu marathon on. Give me some time please.
Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
I think someone is dead in a car across the street
Scratch that, dude's getting a blow job
They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
Well the grass always *looks* greener on the other side but sometimes that’s bc there’s a sewage runoff...
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